Baldor being Malladus' little bitch

Drayna: And Dark and Kihja's house is just over this way... think you'll be ok on your own from here?

Baldor: Yes I'll be fine... Thankyou.

Drayna: Remember, Hyrule can be dangerous. Please take care of yourself...

Baldor: -smiles comfortingly- I'll be alright... -heads off towards their treehouse-

Dark: I'm nervous Kihja... If I don't give Malladus a good reason why I should stay on the surface he'll send me back to hell... -paces around the room- Fuck >_<

Kihja: Isn't it a good enough reason that we're Mihans? You're meant to stay here with me... -ears droop a little- Don't worry... Drayna said she was sending her son over. He apparently knows a way to help...

Baldor: -heads up to their treehouse- <That I do... :/ Don't worry Dark. We'll get everything figured out.> -goes over and knocks on the door-

Dark: Like the king of hell actually cares about proper couples... -ears perk and looks over at the door. Quickly goes over and opens it up- Oh thank god you're here... D| Please come in...

Kihja: o.o Oh it's him... D: Thankyou. Thankyou so much for coming...

Baldor: -steps inside- It's no trouble at all... I sense you are very worried. :/ It's ok though... I think I may have a solution for you, where you can live safely together.

Dark: Yeah well it better be quick... he is going to be coming soon T^T

Malladus: -standing at the top of the stairs- <w<... Yes... Reallll soon >3 -chuckles to himself-

Kihja: o.o -looks up at him and squeaks in terror- D8 !! Oh god! -backs away and hides behind Dark- >.< Don't take my Mihan from me... -holds onto him-

Baldor: -ears perk and glances over at him- ... I'm sorry... I'll be taking Kihja and his Mihan to our colony in Aeris. They'll be protected there.

Malladus: <.<... No. I don't think so. I can easily come and take him away. This isn't your business to deal with boy... -slowly walks over to him and looks him over-

Dark: Look ... Please. I have a Mihan and a kid on earth... I don't want to lose them at all... I don't want to be sent back there...

Baldor: -quickly steps between them- ... They are no longer yours to take. Kihja is a citizen of our colony and by extension... so is his Mihan. You cannot keep them from returning to their true home. -ears flatten and frowns a little- And as I understand... you demons cannot set foot in our temples. They are sacred places. >/ As it is we already have a safe place set up for them there.... all it takes is for them to get there. -teleports them to the colony- >.> ... Oh look. It's done.

(Yes. Even Baldor has his badass moments.)

Dark: o.o!! No Baldor you-- D: Oh fuck... that kid is going to get killed!

Malladus: ... >/ Fine. Alright... -grabs him by his hair- Then I'll just have to take someone else down into hell with me... -sinks into the ground-

Kihja: -looks around- o.o By the light of Elune... D: Man he's so brave. I hope he's ok after what he just did to help us...

Baldor: o.o !! -yelps a little- Ow! >.< H-hey, what's going on?! -obviously can't tell they're in the ground cause he's blind-

Dark: No he won't be... He is probably going to be dragged into hell... o.o;; And the things Drayna will do... D8

Malladus: ... >J Welcome to hell blind boy... You're going to be my new bitch...

Kihja: o__o;; Shit... D8 She's like a mummah bear with cubs. If she finds out what's happened she'll brutally destroy us. T^T And probably enjoy it...

Baldor: -coughs a little and tries to breathe- N-new bitch? >.< I don't know what you mean... just let me go! I want to go back!

Dark: ... I have to go back to earth. T^T And fast... if Drayna asks for us ... we're...out searching the forests of Hyrule or something... Just please try and be a good liar!

Malladus: It means that you're going to be one of the new elves that I get to have some fun with... when I'm bored and horny as hell... and maybe it'll teach you to shut up and show some resepct.

Kihja: T^T Dark you know I'm not bright! She'll see right through me if I try to lie to her and then she'll destroy me first!

Baldor: o.o !! -pulls away from him and backs away- ... You can't! You have no right! D< Just send me back to the surface, now!

Dark: Well I am the only one who can go and help him! Look just... go stay with Tani and if Drayna pops up there you can let her lie! D:

Malladus: Yes I can |3 -grabs him again and conjures a collar and leash, placing it on his neck- You're mind now kiddo. Start getting used to it. If you had just let me do my work and not disturb me you wouldn't be in this situation...

Kihja: Alright alright! But if I die it's gonna be your fault! D:

Baldor: >.< Ugh! -chokes a little and tries to pull it off- N-no, you can't! I was only trying to help them, they're Mihans! You can't separate them!

Dark: You won't die... D| Well... just protect Kihja junior... Please.

Malladus: Awh come on... |3 I can easily seperate them... Now come on... I'd like to try you out... -drags him off to the bedroom-

Kihja: T^T I'll try... Good luck Mihan. -gently kisses his cheek and teleports to the cafe-

Baldor: o.o;; N-no! >.< -tries to pull against the leash but just gets dragged along- I-I know what people like you do to us elves! It happened to my mother and I'm not gonna let you do it! DX Let me go!

Tani: -looks up from baking and looks over at Kihja- o.o... Dad. What brings you here? -goes over to him-

Dark: ... T^T Yep... that's what I need. -teleports back to Hyrule-

Malladus: |3 Heh... it's lovely when they squirm. Well I do this because it teaches people a lesson... -throws him onto the bed- This is how I punish most people in hell... >3 -gets on the bed- So next time you'll think twice before being a fucking hero...

Darunia: o.o ... -looks up and tilts her head a bit-

Kihja: ^^; Hey sweetie... good to see you again. -goes over and cuddles her- I need to ask a huuuge favour cause you love me.

Baldor: >.< !! -yelps a little as he hits the bed- Ah! ... -rubs his head- D| F-fuck... I.... I'll always help those who need me...

Tani: ... Let me guess. You and dad somehow got in trouble, thus somehow involving Drayna and now you need me to help you out? <.<

Malladus: -rips off his clothes- Of course... >3 And now you get this put on you... Hope you don't have a partner back up there. They'd be pretty embarrassed seeing you like this...

Kihja: T^T She's gonna kill us... please if she comes looking for us just tell her a convincing lie. Please? I know you're good at that. If she knew what happened to Baldor she'd rip us to pieces...

Baldor: -struggles a little and tries to get away, covering himself a bit- Agh... >.< N-no... I don't have a partner. >/ But it sure as hell won't be you...

Tani: o.o.. Wait D: What has happened to Baldor? If I find out I might rip you to pieces!

Malladus: -moves his hands away, pinning him down- Oh I don't believe in commitment >J -moves more on top of him- But I must say... for your first time... it will hurt... -laughs cruelly-

Kihja: ... ^^' Eheh... I uh... Well he was sorta snatched away by Malladus... and taken to hell...

Baldor: DX N-no you can't! Please! -begs and starts to tear up- H-have mercy!